Winning intoxicates you, and numbs you to the sufferings of others.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.

There is greatness in the fear of God, contentment in faith of God, and honour in humility.

If I'm not working, I'm not happy. That's it. That's the prerequisite for me for happiness.

'Brooklyn's Finest,' this is the kind of movie that's why I want to be an actor, to tell real-life stories. This is where I feel my job is, to interpret life.

Of which beauty will you speak? There are many: there are a thousand: there is one for every look, for every spirit, adapted to each taste, to each particular constitution.

If you are going to keep company with me, don't embarrass me.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

She needed food. Diets didn't count in a crisis.

I feel so small I could sit on a dime an' my legs wouldn't even hang over.

Never had he found himself so close to those terrible weapons of feminine artillery.