Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

People rarely get more of anything until they have learned to be grateful for what they already have.

Only one wish I have, and that is to die a happy man.

There is far too much law for those who can afford it and far too little for those who cannot.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

All the gestures of children are graceful; the reign of distortion and unnatural attitudes commences with the introduction of the dancing master.

I know a lot about women and their suffering, but I still know almost nothing about men.

I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.

Consult not your fears but your hopes and dreams. Think not about what you have tried and failed, But what is still possible for you to do. To live is to change.

For all the yoga I do (and I do plenty), I also love the time I spend jogging. It gets me in sync with myself.

The accumulation of numbers always augments in some measure moral corruptions, and the consequences to health of the various vices incident thereto, are well known.