Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson.

It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on.

People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be fun. I mean, why do what everybody else does? That's boring.

I have a good team around me. I have people I trust around me. If I go the wrong way, they will yell at me. Just as they have in the past.

If I have a swing, I have a shot.

It's about hitting the ball in the center of the club face and hitting it hard.

I just want to be me and play golf.

I keep defying the odds, you know.

If I've got a swing, I've got a shot.

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

From the air the Mexican landscape looks as if it had been stirred with a giant spoon.

The breeding we give young people is ordinarily but an additional self-love, by which we make them have a better opinion of themselves.

Emptiness is everywhere and it can be calculated, which gives us a great opportunity. I know how to control the universe. So tell me, why should I run for a million?

If you read something bad about yourself and it stings you, I've learned that somewhere that's a judgment I'm holding about myself, so I'll try to work through that.

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.

I always wear the same thing onstage.

... it is the spirit of trade unionism that is most important, the service of fellowship, the feeling that the hurt of one is the concern of all and that the work of the individual benefits all.

The most precious contribution we can make here on Earth is to create the lives we want to be living, communicating in all ways, to everyone around us, that success is really possible.

Im gonna walk super, super slow to when I turn 40 or something. To me, walking and floating slow represents how wealthy you are!

An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick, unless soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing for every tatter in its mortal dress.