Winning ugly is still winning.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses.

I've found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be grateful for it and open to it. It makes my days better rather than being annoyed that people want my attention.

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.

We're never going to be able to get rid of terrorism, because there is always going to be evil in the world.

A passion for learning...isn't something you have to inspire with; it's something you have to keep from extinguishing.

I'm a foodie, I'm always eating, I'm eating right now ...sometimes I get fat around the waist, but I don't care.

Well, so it must be, for as man saw reality, so it became.

Of what I call God, And fools call Nature.

the greatest Americans have not been born yet they are waiting patiently for the past to die

I would really love to work with Paul McCartney. Isn't that arrogant?