Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

No amount of blessings can benefit you if you don’t take the first step

When the world shifts its focus on heart over mind, we will finally experience a beautiful global garden for our children.

...tell them that we have some good in us, too. And the only thing worth living for is the good. That’s why we’ve got to make sure we pass it on.

Taking the time to reflect on how you arrived at where you are today can have a massive impact on what your life will be like tomorrow.

When we have ceased to love the stench of the human animal, either in others or in ourselves, then are we condemned to misery, and clear thinking can begin.

I live about four muggings from Central Park.

Black musicians were either trying to be American or trying to play down their Caribbean roots.

The only thing worse than an oppressed liberal is the Rino Republican who sympathizes with them.

The upper 1 percent, the people down on Wall Street, the corporate executives, they're the people that control this economy.

I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me