Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Introspect. Dive deep into your own Life and think . . .. Think . . . “How have I lived?” “How can I make my Life better?

The brain is wider than the sky.

It's hard for me to think of others because I'm not particularly in sympathy with the music of this century.

If our lives are easy, and if all we ever attempt for God is what we know we can handle, how will we ever experience His omnipotence in our lives?

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

Death is the Christian's vacation morning. School is out. It is time to go home.

Why was it that when noughts committed criminal acts, the fact that they were noughts was always pointed out? The banker was a Cross. The newsreader didn't even mention it.

The most insupportable of tyrannies is that of inferiors.

The signore...wishes her to begin at the beginning.

I don't know, maybe we're always looking for the right place, maybe it's within reach, but we don't recognize it. Maybe to recognize it, we have to believe in it.