Wisdom is the booby prize given when you've been unwise.

Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.

Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?

Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.

The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.

We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more.

If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit.

Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

Those who always know what's best are a universal pest.

Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live.

no matter what you call him...we all pray to the same source

It's well known that love has power but I want to find out how much.

Don't search about happiness in a miserable way.

He liked to think of himself as a merciless vivisector probing into the palpitating entrails of his own soul.

Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough.

So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong!

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

We want...as soon as possible to see a majority of the Republican Party in the hands of pro-family Christians by 1996.

The awful wrongs and sufferings forced upon the innocent, helpless, faithful animal race form the blackest chapter in the whole world's history.

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.