Wisdom of the Ages: Another Bush in the White House-Yep they keep forgetting to grab the TV and silverware.

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up.

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!

Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

Music, I'd heard him say, was like dessert. He could live without it, but life just wasn't as good.

Fiction described reality better than non-fiction.

I wasn't somebody who raised his finger and then talked in a hushed voice. I always shouted.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

You don't do anybody any favours by being less than you are.

A box is more a coffin for the human spirit than an inspiration.

I am told that the Saudis have organized 34 countries who want to join in the battle against terrorism.

If God spent 180 million years making dinosaurs, what makes us think Man is so special, a tick of the clock before midnight?

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.