Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

Wisdom of the Ages: Another Bush in the White House-Yep they keep forgetting to grab the TV and silverware.

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up.

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

Peter Jones's is a vital public service. He reminds us that while we shouldn't live in the past, we are wiser and stronger when we live with it.

Knowledge is the harvest of attention

If I can't hit at a high level, I won't play, and I know there comes a point where my body won't be able to do that.

Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care.

Most loves don't last. But some do.

Even through the darkest phase Be it thick or thin Always someone marches brave Here beneath my skin

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

Jazz radio is not very friendly to pop singers who decide to make a jazz record. But a lot of people have been. A lot of the people I've talked to like the record.

First be effective and then be efficient.

Why does one need a doctor if God has given us our body and we pray to Him for our help?