Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

Jesus Followers are called to be reflectors of His character, servants of his grace, ambassadors of His message and magnifiers of His glory!” ~ © gfp '42

All my life, the mistakes I've made have been honorable ones.

There is something in statistics that makes it very similar to astrology.

Never send a boy to do a woman’s job, Irma.” - Payton Kendall

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world.

Oh God, Frankie, I breathe in rhythm with that man. You think that's not my flesh and blood after all these years?

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

Nothing is worse than going home and having not played a gig.

Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today.