Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people.

Wisdom of the Ages: Another Bush in the White House-Yep they keep forgetting to grab the TV and silverware.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Boxing Day" In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up.

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!

Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

We could have human intelligence in orbit around Mars, building things there.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

When you're fighting for economic and social justice, you're always fighting for the minority.

I get offered movies probably twice a month and they are just generally bad.

All good performance starts with clear goals.

It felt like an oversight to me, something that needed to be corrected. They [women who hid Jewish children] deserved to be understood and remembered.

Obviously the first thing we need to do is repeal “Obamacare.” That's one entitlement that we can get rid of. And that's a couple trillion dollars in spending over the next 10 years.

Lovers drink wine all day and night and tear the veils of the mind. When drunk with love's wine, body, heart and soul become one.