Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

You may leave here for four days in space, but when you return it's the same old place.

When healers yearn to kill then hope begins to die ... Evil cannot be overcome by evil.

When you walk into a movie theater, you don't walk out half-way through, and then come back the next day to watch the rest of it.

You are never more like Christ than when you love, pray for & serve your family.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

It was a tough choice [of PM]. I voted for a Scotsman.

You can’t take back texts. If you come off all moody and melancholy in a text, it just sits there in your phone, reminding you of what a drag you are.

Mankiewicz was a brilliant director.

There's nothing wrong with being fired.