Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!

The more excuses you make, the less progress you make!

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I want to keep my private life private.

Do not worry over the charge of treason to your masters, but be concerned about the treason that involves yourselves. Be true to yourself and you cannot be a traitor to any good cause on earth.

You meet people, you part ways, sometimes you cross paths again. Mostly, you don't.

Pleasure never comes sincere to man; but lent by heaven upon hard usury.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

We're sympathetic, but once you step on the field, football's football.

There's forgiveness if you ask forgiveness, you truly repent, and you do make an honest effort not to do that anymore.

What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?