Wisdom remembers. Happiness forgets.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

I have seen the best in you, I have seen the worst in you and I am yet to see a lot in you.

If dirt was trumps what hands you would hold!

In discussing Barbarism and Christianity I have actually been discussing the Fall of Rome.

In 1956 we observed the electron antineutrino.

Sustained motivation is essential to achieving your potential.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Utah sells itself to Fortune 500 companies as a noncasino state where employers don't have to be concerned about absenteeism and other problems associated with gambling

The greatest happiness is family happiness.

This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.