Wisdom teaches us that none but birds should go out early, and that not even birds should do it unless they are out of worms.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She was thinking she needed to post a letter in the Lonely Hearts column in the Silver Town Gazette: She-wolf seeking male wolf who believes in ghosts. No others need apply.

If the judgement makes the law and not the law directs the judgement, it is impossible there should be such a thing as an illegal judgement given.

I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

Someday I will have nothing left to lose. I can't wait.

By and large, musicians respect New York audiences, and also are greatly concerned about New York reviews.

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

We're mortal, yet without a known expiration date. It's an inevitable fate worthy of acceptance, but not deserving of predictions.

I'm very much a believer in knowing what it is that you love doing so you can do a great deal of it.

One social evil for which the New Testament is clearly in part responsible is anti-Semitism.