Wise men have but few confidants, and cunning ones none.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

So how does God affect justice in this life/economy/reality? A lightening bolt, an angel of death, or by the hand of a human being?"~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Life didn't promise to be wonderful.

Torture is how you create enemies, not how you defeat them.

The more times and the more different things you try, the more likely it is that you will succeed.

An income means life to wretched mortals, but it is a terrible fate to die among the waves.

I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

I tend to think in dramatic terms. In life, there may be an actual drama, but it would be the fictionalized, imagined drama that engaged me.

A wound in a young heart is like a wound in a young tree. It does not grow out. It grows in.

That's something that I just can't underestimate the importance of, the staff continuity. I really think that the players feed off the coaches.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.