Wishes, I am finding, are fickle things when they turn on you.

If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be.

Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind.

I'd like to find someone to procreate with - as sexy as that sounds. If you're out and about and fit the description, come up and say hi. I won't bite. Well, maybe a little, if you're lucky.

I hate the idea of making any of my children into a mini-me. That would be terrible.

Only a fool trips on what is behind him.

There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.

Gambling is a bad deal for taxpayers

Life for most of us is full of steep stairs to go up and later, shaky stairs to totter down; and very early in the history of stairs must have come the invention of bannisters.

An artist does his most difficult work when he steps back from the blank canvas and thinks about what he is going to create.

When I fell, some people were in such shock that they didn't reach out. They were so mad at me, rather than having compassion for what happened. I lost a lot of friends.

We never do anything consciously for the last time without sadness of heart.