Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

No person of quality ever remembers social restrictions save when considering how most piquantly to break them.

It is unconceivable that the whole Universe was merely created for us who live in this third-rate planet of a third-rate moon.

You young people are syphoning the anointing out of me. Syphoning it.

Mary means enlightener, because She brought forth the Light of the world. In the Syriac tongue, Mary signifies Lady.

Luce and Daniel fell in love for the first- and the last- time

God has been described by all the scriptures of the world as protector and saviour of the sinner.

I feel unbelievably fortunate. How many people get to do what they always wanted to do and do well with it and continue to be surprised and see amazing places and meet amazing people?

I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

The folly of mistaking oneself for an oracle is built right into us.

It is through states that the American people get the job done every day, often in spite of a deeply flawed bureaucratic federal government.