Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities; the meeting of extremes round a corner.

Green little vaulter, in the sunny grass, Catching your heart up at the feel of June, Sole noise that's heard amidst the lazy noon, When ev'n the bees lag at the summoning brass.

The groundwork of all happiness is health.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

We are slumberous poppies, Lords of Lethe downs, Some awake and some asleep, Sleeping in our crowns. What perchance our dreams may know, Let our serious may know.

The most tangible of all visible mysteries - fire.

Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion.

Colors are the smiles of nature.

Patience and gentleness is power.

Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Parody is homage gone sour.

It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.

Men are more salary-sensitive when they're choosing a job.

True preaching is the sweating of blood.

The people who matter the most to us in the end, who teach us the most, are the people who make their worst mistakes with us.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

A Warrior of the Light has no regrets, because regrets can kill.