Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A joyful soul, a grateful spirit full of love and light!

I want to be able to love youmore than I fear losing you, and I don't know how. Teach me, Bree. Please teach me. Don't let me destroy this.

I don't like to travel. Yet all my books seem to involve a journey.

It's not a problem taking out someone who wants your people dead. That's not a problem at all.

Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.

And we who have always thought of happiness climbing, would feel the emotion that almost startles when happiness falls.

Time, like a preacher in the days of the Puritans, turned the hour-glass on his high pulpit, the church belfry.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

God teaches me about reality, so when he tells me to do something, I do, because I'm led to.

We have to go for what we think we're fully capable of, not limit ourselves by what we've been in the past