Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Fear is inevitable, I have to accept that, but I cannot allow it to paralyze me.

A life touched by the Holy Spirit will tolerate sin no longer.

The aquatic environment must be safeguarded by men. God created mankind to care for the environment and all the living resources.

Not making a decision means forgoing an opportunity.

There's two wolves battling us all right now... One's good, the other one is evil. If you're wondering which wolf inside will succeed, simple it's the one that you feed...

None think the great unhappy but the great.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Consider the way of the scientists rather than the way of an advertising agent for a new soap.

German people are essentially pacifists. Many still remember the experience of World War II. And they may not have seen Saddam Hussein as evil a person as a lot of other people have.

When my books came out, they started selling but they started selling at a relatively consistent but low pace. And they started to pick up the pace.