Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Hope holds you fast like an anchor so you don't give way.

There is a fire that burns in soul.

Don't say NO for an answer

I will write of him who fights and vanquishes his sins who struggles on through weary years against himself ... and wins.

Obliging elected Democrats willingly pander to the radical lefties who elevated them to their throne.

Let the skin be like water, let the flesh hang from the bones.

Forgiveness is not a feeling; it is a commitment.

There's no conflict between the social-welfare state and open markets.

I've learned a long time ago, you don't say anything for absolutely certain.

Once women find sisterhood, there's nothing stronger.