Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

Old school feminism, coveting social power, is blind to woman's cosmic sexual power.

Any Michael Jackson song will make any dancer go nuts.

The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure.

God's purpose in increasing our trials is to sensitize us to people we never would have been able to relate to otherwise.

But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall bear witness of me.

There was no business plan, no model. It was just guts.

My people worship, but not in a church. They worship the beauty of existence.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

Racial prejudice is of ignorance. There is no place for it.

For quiet times disappear listen to the ocean