Wit sometimes enables us to act rudely with impunity.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

If you are a person that is willing to fulfill your reputation becoming famous, you should feel optimistic about your goals.

To stimulate life, leaving it free, however, to unfold itself--that is the first duty of the educator.

I ain't never done nothin' that wasn't part sin.

The restaurants close here in Salzburg. They don't really have a nightlife in the winter time.

I hate the cliche of 'just have fun,' but what I've seen in today's sports, especially with parents, is they put so much pressure on the kids.

My belief in why America has been doing so well up to now is that we have been propelled by our immigrants and our encouragement of technical innovation and, indeed, creativity across the board.

Im straight... But my girl a faggot... Potato on the barrel... Potato salad

The hell with the newspapers. Nobody reads the letters to the editor column except the nuts. It's enough to get you down.

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

Vision animates, inspires, transforms purpose into action.