With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

We can find the answers will seek in books.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

I put everyone in my school on to Nicki Minaj before she blew up. I was obsessed with her and I was like, 'If she's the best female rapper then I've got to be better than her.

It's normally agreed that the question 'How are you?' doesn't put you on your oath to give a full or honest answer.

Twitter should ban my mother.

It's a real stumper to sit around and try to think in your own head, but when you go into somebody else's head that takes the foot off the breaks. You can think in someone else's head.

I can write absolutely anywhere. All I need is a laptop.

If we have the power to turn another planet into Earth, then we have the power to turn Earth back into Earth.

The science world has no such coherence, cohesion or cooperation. It's a bunch of academics who were raised on the idea of communication being a frivolous add-on.

The star player must slay his ego and learn teamwork and communication skills before he can achieve the ultimate in sport