With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do it right.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

Some men spend their lives looking for ways to punish themselves for having been born.

A good response beats a bad reaction any day. Be encouraged

He has tongue of a writer.

Critics? Don't talk to me of critics! You think some jackanapes journalist, his soul eaten away by the maggots of jealousy and failure, has anything worthwhile to say of art? I don't.

To use legal or financial constraint to compel either abstention or submission, is entirely horrible, unnatural and absurd.

Look at the sun sinkin' like a ship. Ain't that just like my heart, babe. When you kissed my lips?

Intuition is what you know before you think.

Men are but children of a larger growth.

Did you love well what you very soon left? Come home and take me in your arms and take away this stomach ache, headache, heartache.

Buying cheap to save money is like stopping the clock to save time. Neither works.