With all due respect to the nation's fish and game departments, more deer die because people hunt them than because people feed them.

As the cherub is to the angel, so the cat is to the tiger.

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

People can be a fine substitute for other dogs. But I think that if they had to choose, dogs by and large would choose the company of other dogs.

What do dogs want? They want each other. Human beings are merely a cynomorphic substitute.

In truth, most of us don't know our cats.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

People didn't think animals thought or remembered or had minds! They most certainly do: any pet owner knows more than a lot of scientists about animals.

Indignation is often the best defense.

I think it's hilarious at 40 years old to bring out my roller skates from 'Starlight Express.' I find the humor and even the sadness in it hilarious and something to celebrate.

I've always been a massive Beastie Boys fan, so if you look at their style aesthetic on Check Your Head, that was the headspace I was in for a minute. Whatever that was, that was me.

I’ve starred in a lot of science fiction movies and, let me tell you something, climate change is not science fiction, this is a battle in the real world, it is impacting us right now.

I get weary of the European habit of taking our money, resenting any slight hint as to what they should do, and then assuming, in addition, full right to criticize us as bitterly as they may desire.

Success is not handed to you. You must work hard for it and you must never dishonor what you’ve achieved.

You think I'm a pretty good race car driver? Wait until you see my brother. He's the best driver in the family.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

It's hard to keep a play alive moment-to-moment, you know? But there's another part of it that I really love, which is that you never know.

The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap.