With all the things I know, one could write a book... Although, one might also say that, considering all that I don’t know, one could create a library.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

But, said Alice, if the world has absolutely no sense, who's stopping us from inventing one?

Never marry a person who is not a friend of your excitement.

They regarded our passage not at all, and by the afternoon I felt no more significant than an ant. I had never thought to be disdained by a tree.

You hope in this life that you grow and don't always repeat your mistakes.

These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.

Great commanders write their actions with simplicity; because they receive more glory from facts than from words.

This shed does not contain me.

Give light, and people will find the way...

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

For centuries, magicians have intuitively taken advantage of the inner workings of our brains.