With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

To really know someone is to havelove and hated him in turn.

Worrying about life doesn't make it any easier, but working tirelessly towards a better lifestyle always does.

To me, boxing isn't about the other person. It's about me. My inner struggles. It works for me.

When I see people talking on the internet about me or my work it's almost always more a description of themselves and so I never really think of myself as anything more than just who I always was.

By comparison with other less hectic days, the city is unconfortable and inconvenient; but New Yorkers tempramentally do not crave comfort and convenience - if they did they would live elsewhere.

It's hard to know what you can do just on your own as a new administration.

Statesmen and beauties are very rarely sensible of the gradations of their decay.

Change your mind about something significant every day.

Human beings tend to regard the conventions of their own societies as natural, often as sacred.

The beautiful rests on the foundations of the necessary.