With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly -- they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.

[The decision to travel to Washington and deliver the speech] has injected a degree of partisanship, which is not only unfortunate, I think it's destructive of the fabric of the relationship

keep a clean nose, watch the plain-clothes.

Each goodly thing is hardest to begin.

Women, perhaps even require a little hypocrisy.

My comedy is romanticized laziness.

The people definitely shape the two, put stamps and classify mainstream and underground music.

I didn't take inspiration from other photographers, which in a way helped to find my own images.

A man with a machine and inadequate culture is a pestilence.

I think we have a need to know what we do not need to know.