With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

My advice to you is please don't ever sit in your room and lock yourself away because you don't think you're good enough.

I don't have to wait for nobody, I move when I wanna move.

You can do anything if you have enthusiasm.

Integrity is the value we set on ourselves.

You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.

Just ask the local people for the best food. Don't rely on a guidebook.

Let us start with the title of War and Cinema. The important part of the title is not War and Cinema.

In psycho-analysis nothing is true except the exaggerations.