With my meager knowledge of my own religion I do not want to belong to any religious body

Where there is love there is life.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

True beauty lies in purity of the heart.

The future depends on what you do today.

Fearlessness is the first requisite of spirituality. Cowards can never be moral.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

They cannot take away our self respect if we do not give it to them.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Relationships are based on four principles: respect, understanding, acceptance and appreciation.

Everything worth knowing about the 1980s I learned from obsessively reading Bloom County collections when I was nine and Derek Jarman's diaries when I was twenty.

Sharing feelings, conveying appreciation and whispering desires are all crucial components of a satisfying encounter with your beloved.

Oft a little morning rain Foretells a pleasant day.

Amoebas, once they have themselves well pulled in two, go their ways-they practice divorce, but no remarriage.

The wind is a very difficult sound to get. It's always changing.

Bible texts are best read with a pair of glasses made out of today's newspaper.

Money refused loose its brightness.

In friendship your heart is like a bell struck every time your friend is in trouble.

Every man is free to push the mountains, but mountains won't move with these pushes.

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.