With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

I find that I am most happy and healthy when I am living in alignment with my goals, dreams, and principles.

The quest for learning is the quest for self-discovery.

I wonder how much space I take up, if a thought can take up secondary space.

He went in, lean and deadly, and ended the creature with a lightning-fast spike of his blade. It shrieked, likely altering the rest. The death call carried like a mournful song.

It is a different breed of person who wants to be on a reality-TV show.

Learn to laugh at yourselves as one must laugh!

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

I really wanted to focus on my songwriting, or songwriting with other people. I wanted to go learn from other people who were really good at the classic, more traditional idea of songwriting.

I urge you to hold fast to your standards. I plead with you not to waver.

Your mind doesn't know the difference between reality and fantasy. Your mindacts on what you feed it. Feed it good thoughts.