With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean.

Being slim is the new elitism. Thinness today says that you are richer, smarter and more successful than the overweight masses.

Synergy is the VCR of media right now - discredited, outdated and left behind.

Failure is not an option. Failure is a prerequisite.

I've spent more than a decade channeling information for and about men. I'm able to come and use this information, with the help of the research, to hand over the keys to the kingdom to women.

If you want to be happy, all you have to do is be happy.

I want to marry and have kids. The things we all want.

I'm totally against the idea of a celebrity editor.

Metrosexuality is dead. And good riddance to it.

If anyone has made you feel invisible or less-than, write a new narrative on your heart.

When I take you in my arms, I wonder how on earth I ever survived without know what that felt like before I met you.

Optimists often kill themselves when they realize they can't be optimists anymore.

There are only two things that are absolute realities love and knowledge and you can't escape them.

In schools with a history of chaos, the teacher who can keep the classroom calm becomes virtually indispensable.

The avant-garde in every field consists of the lonely, the friendless, the uninvited. All progress is the product of the unpopular.

What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.

I am the source of my own suffering, because of the habits of my mind.

A republic, by which I mean a government in which the scheme of representation takes place, opens a different prospect and promises the cure for which we are seeking.

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.