With out art, without communicating, we wouldn't live beyond 30 because we'd be so sad and depressed.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.

As you get older, you accept that there are some tunnels that don't have any light in them, but you go down them anyway.

Everything that you do in your life that helps you sweat is good for you. Whenever you're sweating, you're adding to your potential to enjoy the day or enjoy the moment or enjoy your life.

I embrace the idea that I'm an entertainer.

Keeping perspective and being happy and being energetic and being creative - that's all tied to being healthy.

I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

Being around people who are happy and people who are creative, that's what you do if you're lucky in your life.

We wish that we could take magic drugs, play around all day, read, and do nothing strenuous, and be the smartest, happiest people in the world. The truth is, it's all about sweat.

I travel for the jolting, angelic act of seeking strangeness and newness and profoundness.

And now, I have another good reason to speed up my baby narratives to make my author's profile appear more respectable.

To have her meals, and her daily walk, and her fill of novels, and to be left alone, was all that she asked of the gods.

What people call success is only preparation for the next failure.

Hiding here, are you? That’s awkward.” “Why?” “Because I had intended to hide here myself.” “You may hide here with me, if you wish.

Stuff your feelings because feelings buried alive don't die. And that fear or that upset or that anger or that whatever it is, it'll turn into something inside of you. So you want to get it out.

This is the Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, right?

Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now.

When I was 11, I realised that I did not have to live the life my mother had: school, marriage, children, apartment, summer house.

Every female wanna come up to me and show me how much they're not attracted to me... these minority women... they're the only women I can get cause everyone else is scared of me.