With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Which came first: the change-ready company or the change-ready employee?

Ever theatrical, Jackie also viewed the home as a grand set: a malleable, working stage on which to play out the daily sketches of life...

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man.

Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes.

The art of giving is perfected through anonymity.

Do not look at the faces in the illustrated papers. Look at the faces in the street.

The attitude of other people affects each of us and the attitude of each of us has the capacity to affect all of us.

Hire the best talent to tell the story, or the view is great from my hotel.

When the companies started making made-for-TV movies, people thought it was a fluke. Who would watch that? Because it's in your TV screen and not in a theater. Remember that?