With the exception of dessert, food is food.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

If only…the saddest words in the English language.

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

Many solemn nights Blond moon, we stand and marvel...Sleeping our noons away

Everybody is a main character to someone

Recognizing how totally ignorant you are is the only honest way to deal with people who've been through something traumatic.

The future belongs to the competent

She pulls away, pats me on the shoulder with three mini-pats, like those used to pet reptiles.

I only knew basic western trail riding. Nothing fancy.

If worship does not change us it has not been worship.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.