With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Learn to thank God for the things you want but cannot have. Matthew 6:25-34.

In this world of numbness and information overload, the ability to feel, my boy, is a rare gift indeed.

Some days are just bad days, that's all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I remind myself that not every day is going to be a good day, that's just the way it is!

I thought the Hall of Fame was for superstars, not just average players like me.

The best definition of the word culture (workplaces included) that I've heard is that it's how people behave when nobody is watching.

One pound of uranium is worth about 3 million pounds worth of coal or oil.

No one will ever know what I went through to secure those negatives. The world can never appreciate it. It changed the whole course of my life.

Credit is a young man's capital.

I could write songs as bad as Wham's if I really felt the urge to, but what's the point?

I've always tried to listen to a lot of different music from around the world.