With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear.

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.

A poor degenerate from the ape, Whose hands are four, whose tail's a limb, I contemplate my flaccid shape And know I may not rival him Save with my mind.

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

You cannot put a fire out! A thing that can ignite can go itself- without a flame- E'en through the darkest night!

Baseball is a ballet without music. Drama without words.

Slow down in your pursuit of happiness and it's more likely to catch up with you.

A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing.

People expect you to play your best, so I go through a routine to prepare myself so that I know I'm physically and mentally ready - prepared for the game.