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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.


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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.



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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.



I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.



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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.



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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.



We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.



I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.



Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.



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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.



I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'





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