Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Love will drive you insane, but never let it drive you stupid or blind.

When I initially read the script, it goes inside and comes out different things even without commenting on any stuff. And then, those pieces are taken out and then spread out through the movie.

And what always struck me about that war period was how even Churchill had to talk socialism to keep up people's morale.

break the rules pay the price

I don't live in the past at all; I'm always wanting to do something new. I make a point of constantly trying to forget and get things out of my mind.

Exercise teaches you the pleasure of discipline.

It all went a bit grape-shaped.

Donald Trump's against amnesty and I'm against amnesty, not that anybody should care what a consultant thinks.

A small loan makes a debt; a great one an enemy.

It's time to stop complying with the system and draw your own map. Stop settling for what's good enough and start creating art that matters.