Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

That's what mild television fame is like: it's like walking through the world with your fly down.

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.

We have to learn how to come out of unclean situations cleaner than we were, and even how to wash ourselves with dirty water whenwe need to.

George Bush doesn't represent any civilization!

If the flag needs protection at all, it needs protection from members of Congress who value the symbol more than the freedoms that the flag represents.

An ounce of algebra is worth a ton of verbal argument.

Every time a police agency pepper-sprays or uses pain-compliance holds against our people, their cars should burn.

There are millions of ways to not be writing. You say you're not in the mood, you'll pick it up tomorrow.

when someone you love dies, he becomes your enemy; he fights you tooth and nail from a hidden position; he successfully raids what small provisions you have gathered to keep yourself going.

Consciousness does not just passively reflect the objective material world; it plays an active role in creating reality itself.