Without further warning, the sky opens up and cries.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

I am falling in love with falling out of love

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!

The hand is no different from what it creates.

I've learned how to turn the adversities in my life into enriching experiences. You can actually gain a lot from adversities and they make you the person you are today.

Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good.

Why is it that farmworkers feed the nation but they can't get food stamps?

We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.

I think God has a plan for me, but I don't think it's in this life.

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

The only way two ever live more cheaply than one is if one of them gives up what he or she wants.