Without language, they have no lies. Thus they have no future.

In the airport, luggage-laden people rush hither and yon through endless corridors, like souls to each of whom the devil has furnished a different, inaccurate map of the escape route from hell.

The airport bookstore did not sell books, only bestsellers, which Sita Dulip cannot read without risking a severe systemic reaction.

The constrained body knows and values the freedom of the mind.

Never is a concept the Yankees won't ever come across.

I have a really, really great girl in my life right now.

I have the most ridiculous TV crush on Michael McIntyre. I fell in love watching him on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

Is it astonishing that, like children trying to catch smoke by closing their hands, philosophers so often see the object they would grasp fly before them?

'Tis never for their wisdom that one loves the wisest, or for their wit that one loves the wittiest; 'tis for benevolence, and virtue, and honest fondness, one loves people...

Those who defeat others are strong, those who defeat themselves are mighty.

It is less important to ask a Christian what he or she believes about the Bible than it is to inquire what he or she does with it.

Not every question deserves an answer.

Life is a great disappointment.

These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts.