Without my family, I'd be something.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run.

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.

And if God's good word goes unspoken, the music goes all night.

In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.

I came to the Braves on business, and I intended to see that business was good as long as I could.

Even on television, the wavelengths that you use, they have to be distributed between countries.

I am really attracted to films. It's nice to do something new, all the time. That's why I like being an actor.

Are we to regard the world of nature simply as a storehouse to be robbed for the immediate benefit of man?

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way - and the fools know it.

Design isn't just about making things beautiful; it's also about making things work beautifully.

Boredom rests upon the nothingness that winds its way through existence; its giddiness, like that which comes from gazing down into an infinite abyss, is infinite.

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.