Without one friend, above all foes, Britannia gives the world repose.

Variety's the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavor.

Knowledge is proud that it knows so much; wisdom is humble that it knows no more.

...So let us welcome peaceful evening in.

An idler is a watch that wants both hands; As useless if it goes as when it stands.

Grief is itself a medicine.

How various his employments whom the world Calls idle; and who justly in return Esteems that busy world an idler too!

Knowledge and wisdom, far from being one, Have oft-times no connection. Knowledge dwells In heads replete with thoughts of other men; Wisdom in minds attentive to their own.

God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform. He plants his footsteps in the sea, and rides upon the storm.

I pity them greatly, but I must be mum, for how could we do without sugar and rum?

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.

It's easy and natural to be thankful when your expectations are met. The real test of your faith is when things don't go your way, or when you are in pain.

Books are the best companions as they make you sit near wisdom.

So may the New Year be a happy one to you, happy to many more whose happiness depends on you!

When 'Being Rushed' is the problem . . . Rushing is never the solution.

If you do not have goals of your own you are doomed forever to work to achieve the goals of someone else.

The day will dawn when Europe will believe only in the man who tramples her underfoot.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I work in a strange business, and trust is a word that's not even in the vocabulary.

We be sticking pill up girl's booty, too!

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.