Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Put off the fire of pride and save your life from burning with flames of failure. Pride is the reason why many dreams only survive as ashes today. Learn the lesson

When Internet parlance finds its way into our accepted vocabulary, it becomes a cliché.

Tribal life comes automatically to an end when a primitive people begins to live in a town or a city, for sooner or later a tribal organization is found to be incompatible with life in a city.

We want to live and love and build a just and peaceful society.

People only call me 'Fiery' because it rhymes with Fred, just like 'Typhoon' rhymes with Tyson

I went through about 40 different hats until we found one that fit. It had to fit me and fit the character, more importantly, and whatever that thing was that we were trying to create with him.

Experience teaches us that thought does not express itself in words, but rather realizes itself in them

We should also pray for the wicked among the peoples of the world; we should love them too.

The poem is lonely. It is lonely and en route. Its author stays with it. Does this very fact not place the poem already here, at its inception, in the encounter, in the mystery of encounter?

The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.