Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

Love is the beauty and ecstasy of life.

It is better to die than carry the burden of expectations, you die every moment then, bearing situations you are not supposed to put up with.

Only so far as a man believes strongly mightily can he act cheerfully or do anything worth doing.

In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best. In matters of prudence, last thoughts are best.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

When you want this thing as bad as you want to breathe! That's when you find a way!

You were created to make somebody else’s life better. Somebody needs your smile. They need your love, your encouragement & your gifts.

To understand the stars would spoil their appearance.

The ocean doesn't want me today, But I'll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard's away But the ocean doesn't want me today

Most of the problems of government come from people being overwhelmed by the size and scale of what they have to do.