Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Confidence is knowing who you are and not changing it a bit because of someone’s version of reality is not your reality.

Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway.

The country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We have to offer an alternative vision.

I try to stay away from certain stuff - I'm not a perfect human being. I try to represent myself as much as a good person could. I stay around the positive people.

While we shall never weary in the defense of freedom, neither shall we ever abandon the pursuit of peace.

It’s not the place that matters, It’s how good you are when you get there.” -Rylann

I’ve worked in construction, in a factory sewing clothes. I also sold flowers and doughnuts - just odd jobs to try to make 10 pesos, which is equivalent to 20 cents.

Fool," said my muse to me. "Look in thy heart and write.

At Berkeley I had my first encounter with real professional scientists.

Three hundred men, all of whom know one another, direct the economic destiny of Europe and choose their successors from among themselves.