Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle, " I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.

You're such a cynic, " Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, " Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

Harry, " she said quietly, "I know you must be angry."I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm angry, " I said. "I'm a couple of steps past that point right now.

It's time to stop following your dreams and time to start chasing them!

It would be hilariously tragic if I avoided the rabids, avoided the sun, only to be fried to a crisp on a damn electric fence because I was too impatient.

Why do people who already have so much get bitter about those who have a little more?

...guilt leads to righteous action, but rarely is it the right action.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

Apply just the right amount of force — never too much, never too little.

We're all called. If you're here breathing, you have a contribution to make.

Fred Savage,he's America's sweetheart, like I always say. One of the funniest, nicest, most decent... I love him like a brother.

The site was a palimpsest, as was all the city, written, erased, rewritten.

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a lot of those. I’ve been broke before, and will be again.